28 Funniest Feline Posts for Pawrents Who Made Their Cats the Weekend Plan

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Mar 13, 2026 12:00 PM EDT

If your weekend plans involve staying home and cuddling with your cats, we can be friends.

Now that we're well into our 30s, our ideal weekend plans involve no plans. We don't want to come to your birthday party, we'd rather not meet for a drink (especially if we're supposed to meet after 9 PM), and we definitely don't want to "see where the night takes us". The only place our night is taking us is to our couch, curled up with our cats. 

All we need are some snacks, a warm and fuzzy blanket, and one cat making biscuits on our legs while the other loafs on our chest until we fall fast asleep. And we're not just talking about any sleep, we want a one-way ticket to Honk Shoo Land, where we're sawing logs for at least eight hours. We have to make up for our lack of sleep during the week at some point or another.

We know we're not the only ones who feel this way, so all you fellow pawrents who made their cats the weekend plan, these funny feline posts below are made purrfectly for you. We don't need anyone except for our fluffy felines and a whole lot of peace and quiet for two days. 

For all you saying that it's good to go out and be with people, to you we say that we do that enough during the week. The weekends are for meows, belly rubs, and as many naps in the sun as we can manage, and that goes for both our cats and us. So enjoy your purrfectly peaceful weekend, full of your felines, and only your felines.

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    When I say I'm ready for anything this is what I mean @the_pizzacat E
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    Gotta keep my son looking fresh @the_pizzacat
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    Me refusing to react to any of the 30 reels my friend sent until they react to the 30 reels i sent first. @the_pizzacat
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    All respect to teeth like this
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    Who wants Costco hotdogs? Me: @the_pizzacat
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    Me doing my taxes: Do you have any dependents? Yes No @the_pizzacat
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  • We should be allowed to claim our cats as dependents if we spend a certain amount of money on them or more. Considering all the emergency vet visits we had last year, we should be able to get something back. We're basically funding our vet's practice at this point. First, one cat refused to drink water, only for us to find out that he would only drink from glasses we left out and not his water bowl. The other ate a sewing needle. Yes. A sewing needle. That was a very expensive vet visit.

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    Friends: "Do you really have to bring your cat everywhere with you?" Me: @the_pizzacat
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    Gathering strength to get up and do responsibilities @the_pizzacat
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    You are here hanging out with your best friend, your cat. @the_pizzapat
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    Sleeping next to a loved one reduces stress. and promotes faster sleep onset and deeper, more restful sleep. @the_pizzacat
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    True love @the_pizzacat
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    How I feel sometimes
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    It's not a phase, mom! @the_pizzacat
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    Cats getting ready for the day at 3:45am. Am besten eiskalt. A boire glock Red ENERGY DRI @the_pizzacat
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    None of this would be going on if a cat was in charge. ત્રય કર્મચા
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  • Well, it might happen. Cats have been known to make very impulsive decisions, so we're not sure we should put the fate of our country in the paws of a cat. You can bet that the world distribution of tuna would definitely change, though.

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    The lion doesn't concern himself with the noise of the vacuum cleaner. 60 @the_pizzacat
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    Be ungovernable @the_pizzacat NO ANIMALS ALLOWED ON THE BUS
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    If elected I'll just kinda tap the bad stuff off of the edge of the table. IDENT OF THE UN @the_pizzacat
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    My cat and me going through a roller coaster of emotions thinking about Punch the Monkey @the_pizzacat
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    In my day we didn't have wet food. We had to puke on the carpet and eat it. @the_pizzacat
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    My cat after looking at their expensive food. in disgust and refusing to eat. 0 @the_pizzacat
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    When someone is talking at you too much @the_pizzacat
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    Just trying to get through the day after learning the absolute worst creeps imaginable run the world. @the_pizzacat
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    Voted most likely to puke on the carpet @the_pizzacat
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    I flip tortillas with my bare hands baby, lower your voice when you talk to me @the_pizzacat
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    Don't talk to me or my son ever again @the_pizzacat
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    Our cat Gerardo made a snowcat @the_pizzacat
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    Our orange cat is a bi y and shoves our other cat into the garbage can @the_pizzacat
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